Tuesday, 15 January 2013

SMS Joke - 3

Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai….
ek aadmi uthata hai:

Aadmi: Hello !

Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo !:D
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Aadmi: Kaun hai be ?

Baccha: Ek Insan

Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol ?

Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu !

Aadmi: Teri to esi ki tesi! Kahaan rehta hai ?

Baccha: Prithvi pe !

Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya ?

Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye !

Aadmi: Ruk saale! apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad.

Baccha: Hello papa, main chhotu :P

12 comments:

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